turkish bike ride


woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, p-n-s is dangerously popping out then “bang” smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt
janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider

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