turkish bread
(n.) a condition afflicting an unhygenic v-g-n- which may or may not be malodorous and produces little crusty pellets that may adhere to the v-lv- or collect in the panties. turkish bread may be a result of any of several infections commonly -ssociated with a woman’s p-ssy or simply the result of not washing one’s stanky sn-tch. reportedly, turkish bread has a cheese-like flavor and is viewed as a delicacy to be spread on triscuits or ritz in some circles.
nichole’s turkish bread finally got to me after after all these years. night after night of gagging on that crust just got to me; i had to leave.
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