turkish breast aka turkish beast, sikik, bill, hayvan is a troubled being.
while addicted to the game vampires dark rising , breaking bad , the gym and palringo , his life isn’t easy.
loves his explicit xxx folder which includes thai ladyboys, and is known to demand nudes from any female being he meets. prefers brits over everything. yet also wants to f-ck the blonde p-rn star mia malvoka. while his l-st for power is insatiable, sikik loves to kick death dealers out of every room he’s in. goes into “beast mode” if something doesn’t happen after his will. wanna annoy him? praise erdogan and tell him how awesome turkey is. (it’s thanksgiving after all)
common quotes are:
“gimme my f-cking power”
“i wish i could be a british citizen and get the f-ck out of this f-cking country”
“i need to sleep for testosterone producing”
wanna eat some turkish breast?
oh yeah i’d love to.
a muzzler is someone who’s failing at simple tasks. if i’m a muzzler then i can fail at cooking potatoes for an example. everyone can cook potatoes but i burnt them so i’m a muzzler
- mushroom pump
to get f-cked way to hard with your mans mushroom. wanna get mushroom pumped in your dumper sl-t?
- spilling t
telling it straight forward, gossiping come on start spilling the t
- brewis ginley
the current leader of the nation of datlof referred to as “n-ble leader” by datlovians. he is often depicted wearing a pig shaped hat and saluting in datlovian art and propaganda. brewis ginley is, in fact, just an intoxicated alter ego of lewis brindley of the yogscast. “all hail n-ble leader brewis ginley! long may […]
- the pony plug
when you take a my little pony figurine and shove it up your -ss while your girl is giving head hey man me and my girl did the pony plug last night. it rocked.