turkish can opener
when you use your jaw as a penetration device during s-x
after giving her some tongue i switched to a turkish can opener.
the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the v-g-n-
the exact origins of the turkish can opener are unknown, but i did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.
girl: owee!!!
other girl: wtf mate?
girl: i’m in major pain, my bf and his bff did a turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
other girl: ooh, what’s a turkish can opener?
girl: one cannot be told about a turkish can opener. you have to feel it for yourself.
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