Turkish Conkers


when involved in a 3, or indeed, 4-some the 2 men using the v-g-n- and -ss holes maybe find their t-st-cl- banging together, this is know as turkish conkers
me and a mate banging this bird the other night, me in the -ss and him in the p-ssy, we had a great game of turkish conkers!!

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