Turkish Door Jam
for this to work properly one must first turn on the heat throughout the house, get into a nice hot shower, so that your sack hangs like never before. after the shower the house should be nice and toasty to keep hang-time. then one must throw his sack over his p-n-s to resemble a turkey. then slam their partner in the -ss violently making them gobble like a turkey.
yeah bro, she said she was on her way over, so i told her i would be in the shower, and to just come in and wait for me…..i snuck up from behind and gave that b-tch the turkish door jam!
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