turtle egg


term of endearment. turtle eggs are precious and commonly do not last to produce a baby turtle.

pet name for fathers to give their daughters.
dad: h-llo turtle egg!
daughter: ugh – hi dad.
when you’re on the beach and have to take a p-ss but don’t want to go into the water. instead you lay down, dig a hole near the groin area, and pee in it, much like a turtle does when it lays its eggs.
i was so hungover on the beach i didn’t even wanna move, so i just laid a turtle egg instead.

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