Turkish Eye Opener
when in the process of giving oral s-x to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver’s r-ct-m without prior knowledge.
when biggie g was blowing johnnie b, he decided to surprise him with a turkish eye opener to get him to c-m quicker. johnnie b screamed with delight after the initial shock.
a hot cup of turkish coffee, that has a piece of hashish melted in it. it’s effect is strong and fast.
i have no plans for today. i gonna make myself a nice cup of turkish eye opener.
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