Turkish Ringtone
a cell phone ringtone that is so unconscionably obnoxious, that, without hesitation, you must fill any available orifice (typically the -n-s) of the offender with your p-n-s (offended male) or handheld/strap on phallus (offended female). this act is not h-m-erotic if the offender and offended are of the same s-x, it is merely a tactic to display supremacy over the offender, and to cease the offensive ringtone in such a manner as to keep it from repeating after the offender has been defiled.
dude, ditch that turkish ringtone before you find yourself smuggling sausage in browntown!
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