Turkish Slingshot
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into a condom then removing the condom while holding the resovior end with thumb and pointer finger and open end with opposite hand. next you would shoot said condom contents into your partner’s face.
jim was p-ssed his girlfriend made him wear a condom, so he gave her the ole turkish slingshot.
is the act of conducting a chinese padlock, placing one’s p-n-s in one’s own -rs-, subsequently developing an erection. this in turn causes the p-n-s to slingshot out, releasing fecal matter.
john was so well hung that has was able to f-ck himself in the -rs- and do a turkish slingshot.
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