Turkish Submarine
when you have gas that is so bad, inside a dorm, car, office, etc, that the fumes give you a headache.
man i ate taco-bell before my shift and then turned the office into a turkish submarine!
the act of going into a hot tub with a partner, disrobing, and using one or both hands to forcefully remove a solid t-rd from the -n-s of your partner.
“did you go out with jenny last night?”
“yea! we went in the hot tub and i gave her a turkish submarine.”
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