Tuscan Sunglasses
the action of draping ones scr-t-m over the bridge of the nose of the recipient, so the testes are shielding the eyeb-lls. best used when said recipient is sleeping.
my cousin in law used tuscan sungl-sses to shield his wife from evil dreams.
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