Turkish Wormhole
when one has held in a fart for a prolonged period of time and the flatulence is at the point of release, so to avoid social indecency one clenches their sphincter and sucks the fart back up into their colon
after we went out to eat indian food, i was watching this movie with my slampiece and she was rubben’ my junk. but the whole time i was holding in a fart so i pulled a turkish wormhole so that my wicked curry smelling sh-t wouldn’t c-ckblock me.
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