turlingdrome.


yet another cl-ssic word from the genius of douglas adams (read the books if you haven’t already). “turlingdrome” is a word known throughout the galaxy as a grave insult, equalling the insulting insultiveness of such words as “swut” and “joojooflop.” thankfully, however, it doesn’t even come close to that deadliest of all words: “belgium.”
enlightened hg2g reader: “see that guy over there? he’s never even picked up the hitchhiker’s guide, the turlingdrome. he probably doesn’t even have a towel.”

random unenlightened non-hg2g reader: “er, pardon me, but what the h-ll did you just say?”

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