Turloc


a turloc is a fat person who never bathes and has a limited cognative ability. this person is usually quite stubborn and thinks that they are clever. a turloc’s traits may also include an obsessive compulsive disorder to annoy the h-ll out of a selected person continuosly without any hope of stopping.
bill: “g-d that boys a turloc!”
turloc: “i’m not a turloc! i use deodorent, iv no need to wash!”

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