Turn around, don’t drown
when trying to plow through 2 feet of hurricane flood water in your corolla (could also be your civic), you could get stuck and be forced to walk. while walking, you would slip and fall, or would be washed away, and subsequently die. knowing this, you decided to go from whence you came.
i saw christie starting to inch her way into the flooding at 14th and const-tution. becuase she is cute, i rolled down my window and told her to turn around, don’t drown.
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