turn wine into water
to try and turn a foul thing wholesome. hoping to turn a sl-t into a housewife. developed from the rare mindset that wine really sucks…
dude: i know she’s slept with all the guys in this town but it is small town plus she’s really sorry and i think deep deep down she really wants to make this work
duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water…smh
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