Turtle Soulmate


a turtle soulmate is someone whom you are extremely close to (boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend) that you have nothing significant in common.
harry and his girlfriend have nothing in common, save for their love for turtles, therefore they are turtle soulmates.

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