turned on the waterworks
english slang for crocodile tears. crying on request. this can be turned on and off like a proverbial waterworks (faucet, tap, sprinklers).
this offense is normally committed by chicks. also seen from football soccer players when they’re trying to con a referee.
she turned on the waterworks. her moms was totally convinced.
eg:2 after being dumped she turned on the waterworks, she didn’t love him, it was the lifestyle that she craved.
eg:3 cristiano ronaldo won a penalty for real madrid, as the referee aproached he turned on the waterworks, and immediately writhed in pain, and rolled for 3 spins. miraculously, when it came to taking the penalty, he was ok.
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