Turner Tub Thumper


engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. this term only applies to heteros-xual males. see ‘tonya tub thumper’ for lesbians with strap-ons.

caution: this act is not encouraged as it may lead to fetuses getting poked in the eyes
that dude is porking her in the third trimester, he’s such a turner tub thumper.

if there’s a bun in the oven, don’t worry about stoppin the lovin’ -turner tub thumper

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