turnerous leech infestant
tommo is the host of the rare species of turnerous leech. the turner clings on to tom and follows him everywhere he goes in a ‘sheep’ or ‘leech’ like manner. in a way the turner is tommo’s ‘b-tch’
“oh dear g-d no! the turnerous leech infestant has set upon me… argh christ on a bike !!!”
(noun) the host of a turner leech. though in most cases the turner becomes so attached to the host that it depends upon it entirely and does whatever he/she says whenever they say it. like a b-tch in a way!
“haha you are a turnerous leech infestant now what are you gonna do punk??”
“probably make him clean my shoes dude!!!”
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