Turnip Blaster


a person who chucks kirbies at your face while playing wow
guild snagglepuss : hey what time is it?
guild tippins : <(o.o<) •••• ¬ <(o.^<) pew pew pallyrangers!!! guild snagglepuss : o you turnip blaster you

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