turnip
a vegetable of very limited intelligence. like george w. bush, only smarter – a turnip knows enough to keep its mouth shut. bush is continually flapping his. you will rarely catch a turnip saying things like:
“i just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.”
or
“i hope you leave here and walk out and say, ‘what did he say?'”
when one turpin is insulting another turnip, he will call him a bush. it’s all horticulture really when you think about it…
wow, what a stupid thing to say. you are about as bright as a turnip.
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2
alcohol.
see also “turniped,” meaning drunk.
“you are not driving, you have had waay to many turnips.”
“dude i was soooo turniped last night, i don’t remember anything.”
3
a person being extremely random.
being random.
people are often being very turnip on the in-tar-web.
changing subject to something different when talking.
examples:
“i just rolled in a pile of donuts”
“lol i just stole my neighbour’s mail”
4
a person in a permanent or persistent vegetative state or coma
terri schiavo, the brain-dead fl woman, was a turnip used for political advantage.
5
a word used to described something stupid, boring, or just plain r-t-rded. it can be used to call someone stupid.
“you know that kid in biology cl-ss? he’s such a turnip.”
6
(verb)
to get drunk (as in turn up) but not rage. to turn up in solitude, generally lamely.
“wanna get a drink in the bas-m-nt and play pong by ourselves?”
“yeah, let’s turnip!”
7
becoming high on marijuana or “turning up”. using illegal drugs to drift off into sp-ce and go to the moon. the user will be laughing a lot and making no sense.
“we ate the turnips.”
“thank the lord for turnip farmers.”
“lets go smoke some turnips.”
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