turon
a cross between a tourist and a moron.
“yo, let’s avoid going into the city this weekend, it’s heavy turon season.”
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turon or turones is a native philippine deicacy. it is a wrapped bananna .but now is commonly used to describe a gay person.
ay turon pala, sayang gwapo pa naman.
individuals found clinging to their youth by showing up at high school parties year after year. the cl-ssic local leach.
didn’t that guy graduate 10 years ago? what is he doing at our party? what a turon.
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