turqouise jewelry


women who wear turqouise jewelry do so believing that it makes them look like a young indian squaw. in reality turqouise screams less “indian squaw” and more “i’m over 50 and i smell like coffee and cigarettes”.
did you see so and so wearing her turqouise jewelry? yeah, that old lady smells like coffee and cigarettes.

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