Turtelina


it is a small turtle in the northwest corner of ct. it is known for it’s unusually large -ss, especially since the turtle itself is so small. sort of an oxymoron.
turtelina is therefore used to refer to small (usually white) girls with large -sses.

“wow that chic is such a turtelina, her booty is bigger than madea’s!”

“hey your girlfriend has it going on, she is all booty, what a turtelina!”

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