turtle backpack


the most bad-ss thing in existence. a backpack, that looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle sh-ll. it comes with 4 masks
“dude, was that donatello that just walked past?”
“no that was just lucy in her bad-ss ninja turtle backpack.”

Read Also:

  • Tag like a possum

    the act of engaging in s-xual relations with an unsightly woman while she is asleep or pretending to be dead…preferably in the middle of a dark country road at night last night i drove by a p-ssed out homeless chick on my way to the mountains. i pulled over so i could tag her like […]

  • double noob

    some one that’s even worse than a regular noob wow you’re such a double noob at halo 3

  • Tai Cheese

    a negative term describing the form of tai chi taught in a popularized format. it implies that is it nontraditional, often m-ss-producing students with very little depth of knowledge by instructors who either are not knowledgeable or water down the curriculum to where most traditionalists would consider it unauthentic or even useless. that school isn’t […]

  • tail sap

    the -j-c-l-t–n fluid of the male. can i smear my tail sap all over your face madam? or do u prefer it in mouf?

  • tainer lover

    noun: a person, typically a guard, who shows feelings, concern or going out of one’s way to make things easier outside of normal boundries towards detainee’s at guantanamo bay. guard 1: hey, did you here what john did on bravo, unbelievable right? guard 2: oh i know right, dudes such a tainer lover.


Disclaimer: turtle backpack definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.