turtle bait
any powerful concoction of laxatives. referring to the similarity in image of a turtle slowly sticking its head out of its sh-ll to the image of stool slowly starting to exit the -n-s in a constipated individual. also in reference to the following -n-logy to constipation, “the turtle’s poking his head out but that’s all i can muster.” turtle bait thus encourages defecation.
setting: a hospital service that commonly deals with constipation.
doctor 1: he’s had a lot of morphine, and i think it’s causing him to get constipated. no bowel movements for 5 days.
doctor 2: i think a little turtle bait would help. write orders for colace, miralax, metamucil, mag citrate, and if that doesn’t work, an ox bile enema.
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