Turtle Boy

turtle boy refers to a statue in downtown worcester, ma of a boy either riding or “riding” a large sea turtle.

according to the city of worcester and those few souls left in this town with a degree of sn-bbishness, the boy is riding the turtle.

according to anyone who p-sses by it and looks, the boy is f-cking that turtle and the turtle is giving one h-ll of an “o-face!”

proponents of the riding theory point to the fact that the boy, while naked, has his p-n-s hidden by the turtle.

proponents of the “riding” theory point to the fact that yes, the p-n-s is hiden…in the f-cking turtle.

while the turtle is making an “o-face” the boy is smiling slyly and smacking the -ss….er sh-ll i guess.

strangely enough, the statue was made by the same guy who did the lincoln memorial in dc….which makes me think something is seriously sick about the lincoln memorial in dc.
there is no way that the statue is anything other than a boy f-cking a turtle. everyone who sees turtle boy knows that it is a statue of a boy f-cking a turtle.

by the way….this is no joke, seriously, worcester has a statue of a boy f-cking a turtle
gnarly pimp who lays down the hammers
that guy on the forums…