Turtle Burger


another word for a hermaphrodite.
lady gaga is a total turtle burger.
the act of a circular steaming bowel movement generally produced after years of being a young asian(ish) male on valentines day who live in manchester. most of them are known to float and swim around leaving a trail of brown sticky substance and stench behind it.
raymond : hey danny, i’m making a turtle burger right now.

danny : dude that’s f-cking disgusting i’m trying to eat!
a burger consisting of turtles, with various other pieces of salad or meat.
bill: “dude, i just had the best turtleburger.”
fred: “.. that’s disgusting.”

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