turtle cretin
a person who is completely stupid and meaningless, when this person is tapped un-knowingly on there head there head will retract into there neck like a turtle. also they excrete a odour that resembles perspiration, body odour and feces.
“lee is a complete turtle cretin”
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a dogs’s snout hey that dog has a big tutan
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the skin between your nuts and hole. i fell off the bike and hit my tuxedo junction on the bar.
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when one gets kicked in the head and knocked out b-tch#1: “hey did you see that fight last night?” b-tch#2: “yeah that guy got tuzered” you: “hey watchout” me: “you’re about to get tuzered”
- twallip
the spot between the v-g-n- and the -sshole on a woman. the b-tch gots a pink twallip.