turtle curtle


1.) dropping a deuce on somebody’s back and forcing that person to crawl around on all fours like a turtle
” i was boinking greasy pablo last night and as i finished up i made her do the turtle curtle”
the act of punching babies in the face
i was boinkin pablo when i saw a picture of young andrew, and then i felt the urge to give him a turtle curtle.
1.) the act of punching babies in the face
i was boinking marge last night and then i was overwhelmed with the feeling of giving some babies a turtle curtle.

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