turtle dicking
the act of sliding and shoving a shotgun into someone’s -n-s and then pulling the trigger. (turtle d-cked being the past tense)
“i turtle d-cked that dude so hard his entrails are all over the wall!”
“i’ve gotten really good at turtle d-cking in call of duty lately”
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