turtle dumpkin
(also spelled t-rdle dumpkin) a m-ssive bowel movement resembling the shape of a turtle.
“hurry up, elroy! brisco county jr. is about to start!”
“sorry, mervin. i was pushing out a turtle dumpkin.”
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