Turtle Fish


a girl with the body of a turtle and the face of a fish. thinks she is friends with everyone she meets. pays people to sleep with her.
“oh my god, here comes turtle fish!! run!”

“the other day turtle fish was running to catch up to me and my friends, but she tripped!! and everyone peed there pants laughing.”
the master of dougie-ing. can kiss you through a video camera. the cooliest person ever.
i love turtle fish

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