turtle fucked


when a group of people are sitting around a table, playing a drinking game and one person slams down one bottle of beer on top of the another.bottom of one beer is slamming on the neck of the other beer…causing the beer to foam and the owner of the beer drinking a lot
chris leans over and slams his beer on garrett’s and yells “turtle f-cked!”

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