turtle head poking out
to have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the -n-s and attempting to escape.
hold up man, i need to visit the cr-pper, i’ve got a turtle head poking out.
turtle head poking out can mean two things:
1) to have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the -n-s and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. so called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its sh-ll.
2) the portion of a long log of sh-t that protrudes above the water in a toilet. since it is above the water, it can be smelled. so called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) may i use your bathroom? it’s urgent, i have a turtle head poking out.
2) you may not want to go into the washroom for a while: i just had a cr-p and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
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