Turtle Head Soup


when a girl takes a sh-t into a man’s mouth, the man then proceeds to vomit the sh-t on to her chest. the man then begins to t-tty f-ck the girl and uses the soupy concoction as a s-xual lubricant.
“dude, i totally had the best turtle head soup last night”
an act of intercourse where the phenomenon known as a turtle head occurs prior to insertion of the p-n-s into the -n-s.
my girlfriend really had to sh-t so before she went to the bathroom i fed her some turtle head soup.

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