turtle jacking
when you are fingering a girl’s -ss and find the head of a t-rd. you manipulate the t-rd in order to hit regions otherwise unattainable by a finger and bring her to -rg-sm.
being finger deep in a girl’s -ss and pushing around the t-rd to get her to -rg-sm.
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