turtle jiz


a code name for beer, usually bud light.
hey nick, get the turtle j-z out of the room before your mom sees it.
code name for beer usally bud light
josh i heard your parents found your turtle j-z that was in the back of your car.
a code word meaning beer usally bud light
turtle j-z is whats for dinner

josh i heard your parents found all that turtle j-z in the trunk of your car that sucks
a code word for beer so your parents wont kno what your talkin about usally bud light
turlte j-z is whats for dinner

dude nick my parents flipped when they found that turtle j-z in the back of my car

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