turtle jockey
“turtle” refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and “jockey” referring to the male rider: one who engages in traditional or -n-l s-x with a pregant (knocked up) woman.
joe: “i f-cked suzy in the mcdonald’s parking lot.”
frank: “i heard that she’s 7 months pregnant!”
joe: “she is but i still banged her.”
frank: “you f-ck’n turtle jockey!”
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