Turtle Kiss

while 69’ing your girl and you are on the bottom. unbeknownst to you your girl has a p–p on deck.in a moment of pure pleasure, she loses control and a t-rd pops out and hits your forehead, then goes back in, essentially “kissing” you.
“greg whats that brown mark on your forehead?”

“ah man, i was goin down on my lady when all the sudden i got the turtle kiss … a big sh-t just plopped on my forehead then jumped back in her b-tt. i was really really drunk, so it was cool.”

“dude…sick.”

turtle kisses: is when a male or a female partially expose his or here own fecal matter, then gently taps his or her partner on the face. making sure to leave behind small fecal marks or also known as “turtle kisses.”
stacy walked in on her roommates having intercourse. what she described seeing was her friend squatting over a persons face lightly taping a partially exposed t-rd on his face. she later asked what it was she had seen the two doing, and her friend explained to her that she was giving him “turtle kisses”
a turtle kiss is when two people who are turtling(when you has to cr-p but you keep halting it, so the tip of the turb exits while the bigger portion stays inside the -n-s) put their b-tts close together and touch t-rds and then retract them inside again.
this may be done repeatedly.
tom and sarah both had to cr-p, they were both turtling.
tom and sarah got their b-tts close together and turtle kissed.
a term for an ambiguous s-x act. used to see if the people around you will question it or just agree with you.
i told everyone that i gave her a turtle kiss and they all gave me high fives.
turtle kiss – noun – a tutle kiss is when a male or female is giving a male a bl-w j-b, and the male -j-c-l-t-s in his partner’s mouth, then the partner holds it there while the male throws up but keeps it inside his mouth, the the two proceed to make out
his mom gave me a wicked turtle kiss last night