turtle monkey
highly evolved human form consistant of
part turtle / part monkey:
an insane, silly, complex monkey that keeps everything you ever wanted to know locked inside his turtle sh-ll. he is intelligent, s-xy, mysterious, sweet (when he wants to be), great at a number of s-xual favors, and good conversation (when he can be pulled away from his electronic toys). one day i may just have to smash his sh-ll with a hammer and reveal all his secrets. he has a sidekick named tony, who really knows how to work it. his toungue will drive you insane. his lips will make you melt. his complexity will never cease to amaze you, as you lie awake at night pondering how he just made your toes tingle and your eyes fill with tears….
who knew?…that turtle monkey would flip my world upside down and leave me standing at the edge of the earth with my mouth wide open, wondering what the h-ll happened to my sanity?
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