Turtle Noob
an inside joke created by our friend brian when he saw another guy naked in the shower and noticed he was uncirc-msized and called him a turtle noob, referring to his p-n-s looking like a turtle in his sh-ll. can also be used as another way to call somebody a noob
“man i was showering with sean last night and i noticed hes a turtle noob!”
“man alex you are such a turtle noob in super smash bros. i just want to lube you up and give you an -ss-pounding!”
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