Turtle of Life


the story of the turtle of life:
the turtle of life has never been born unto a family of glory and righteousness.

thus he gave unto himself a gift. this gift was the pride of the lions, and what caused the sadness of the ravens and the murder of the crows. the murder brought about a new era and the skies were clear for all other birds feared this new gift, especially the seagulls. when the seagulls, learned of their fate and that they had been exiled from the skies they decided to become creatures of earth and thus, transformed into moles. the moles were not pleased by the overcrowding of the earth and thus wished to be crows. now moles, living under a rock, didn’t know about the murder of the crows, and so they were killed, swiftly and brutally. the seagulls then realized that turtles’ bellies were weak and they held their bellies up to the warm earth. so the moles attempted siege of the sh-lled creatures. the turtles then pinned the blame on the turtle of life who was never there, and they were killed. the turtle of life did not come back to save them for he was never there… or was he.
the turtle of life pwn3d that noob .

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