Turtle on a Trampoline
n. one of many d-ck tricks. this particular one is performed by making a thin tight layer with the scr-t-m skin by stretching it in two directions. then bouncing the shaft and head of the p-n-s up and down on the scr-t-m
that guy just showed me his turtle on a tramoline, apparently its a famous d-ck trick in new england.
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