turtle pussy
not really descriptive of any particular v-g-n-, but what you could tell a girl if she’s a b-tch and you want to send her to the brink of insanity/insecurity.
girl: “i’m breaking up with you bc you’re a loser.”
you: ” whatever at least i don’t have a turtle p-ssy.”
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