Turtle Runs


turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy t-rd followed by sh-t spray exploding out of your -ss the following morning, resembling a turtle’s head peeping from its sh-ll… before exploding.
i drank so much last night, i had the turtle runs this morning.

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