Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar


men who ride harley’s or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle sh-ll style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. and they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. the handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
“how bout that turtle sh-ll on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high…”

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