turtle sneeze
when you go in for a slow kiss but accidentally sneeze in the person’s face.
i waited forever for him to kiss me but it ended up being a turtlesneeze.
1 more definition
a turtle kiss gone wrong; when you stradle over someones face and try to give them a turtle kiss, instead sharting all over their face.
that turtle kiss was bad enough, but it ended up turning into a turtle sneeze.
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